Lauren Ledford, like many people, thought that the delivery charge that was added to her pizza order was a tip for the driver. It, in fact, is not and she ended up inadvertently skipping her driver out of a $4 tip. This didn’t sit well with him, so he thought he’d let Lauren know in a four page note.
You can read the entire note HERE
In the note, the driver admits that he was high, which is amidst a bunch of different threats that were all conjured up at the thought of him missing out on a $4 tip. Ledford says she found the note posted on her door after ordering food from the Postmates app.
Here are the last two pages of the note she posted online, transcribed:
“And you not tipping it making it so I’m actually losing money working this job.
So please, next time tip your delivery driver. And if it turns out that delivery driver is me again, and you do not tip yet again, I’m probably gonna rob you. I’m only joking, but not really. Don’t risk it though. Who knows what a disgruntled delivery driver who can’t afford to eat that day is capable of.
OK, just heed my words don’t be cheap. After all, a 20% tip on a $20 tab is only $4 f*cking dollars…which is a lot only if you’re a Jew…not in the religious/ethnic sense…just the cheap/frugal sense.
Oh, I forgot one thing…wait, no I didn’t. I’m just kinda high and so, I need your tip money to stay toasty. If I had big tits and a nice ass I’d just whip out my tits and/or shake my booty and get all the free drugs I could ever want. Sometimes I wish I was born a woman so I could take advantage of men like that. Then I remember that I don’t need to sit down to pee every time or bleed out of my ass for a week every month and calm down. Cuz having a weiner has its advantages.